My Childhood Bedtime Prayer

This Tim Hawkins clip might be funnier than the Chick-fil-A bit below...
This IS actually the prayer that I prayed every night as a child, as did (and do) so many others. I'm sure my parents were so proud that I learned it so well and said it devoutly every night; but subconsciously, I was probably scared NOT to say it...GEEZ!! ANyway, hope you'll get a chuckle out of this...